After reading my techniques to ‘Catch a Chav’ one of my (possibly less educated) readers came to me with this question: Dear Guru, Chavs? Okay o’ wise one up a pole - enlighten me and tell me why they are called Chavs.

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?” The German responds, “I will take oil!” So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times.

Top 10 Reasons Chocolate Is Better Than Sex July 29, 2008 by dennisnajee 1. Good chocolate is easy to find. 2. “If you love me you’ll swallow” has real meaning with chocolate. 3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to last. 5.

How Come Mexican Drug Runners Build Their Tunnels Better than Coal Mines? Posted on July 22, 2008 Over the past decade United States Drug Enforcement Agency and Border Patrol Agents along with the Federal Bureau of Investigations have discovered tunnels under our borders.

I am BANNING: The new Burger King Apple Fries. They’re gross looking, they’re gross tasting, and the contrast between “what you see” and “what you get” is actually laughable. Personally, I love apples, but since I don’t like the skin, eating ‘em can be a time consuming ordeal for me.

A few months ago I watched an indignant report on the news about a video that was posted on YouTube which depicted an American Marine allegedly throwing a puppy off of a cliff in Iraq. A Marine spokesman gave a press conference about it in which he announced that cruelty to animals is unacceptable to the U.S.

(RTTNews) - President George W. Bush signed into law a $162 billion bipartisan plan to finance war operations in Iraq and Afghanistan Monday, praising Congress for their work and bringing the total provided by lawmakers for the wars to $850 billion.

Last month, a book about secretly gay rappers came out.  Terrance Dean’s book “Hiding In Hip-Hop: On The Down Low In The Entertainment Industry- From Music To Hollywood” allegedly sent shockwaves through the hip-hop community, as it heavily insinuated that many beloved rappers and actors are

It was only a matter of time before this happened: The Mighty God King sends us this. The Black Box report represents. Brad Fox goes old school. He is the one. And then you have this. More as they come in.

Channel 12 Meteorologist Michelle Muscatello shocked thousands of viewers this morning, when she literally melted into a puddle during a televised forecast in the Channel 12 backyard. “One minute she was there and then….poof!”, said a stunned Pamela Watts. “I never saw anything like it.