Top 10 Reasons Chocolate Is Better Than Sex

Top 10 Reasons Chocolate Is Better Than Sex July 29, 2008 by dennisnajee 1. Good chocolate is easy to find. 2. “If you love me you’ll swallow” has real meaning with chocolate. 3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to last. 5.

How Come Mexican Drug Runners Build Their Tunnels Better than Coal Mines?

How Come Mexican Drug Runners Build Their Tunnels Better than Coal Mines? Posted on July 22, 2008 Over the past decade United States Drug Enforcement Agency and Border Patrol Agents along with the Federal Bureau of Investigations have discovered tunnels under our borders.

New Burger King Apple Fries: The Verdict

I am BANNING: The new Burger King Apple Fries. They’re gross looking, they’re gross tasting, and the contrast between “what you see” and “what you get” is actually laughable. Personally, I love apples, but since I don’t like the skin, eating ‘em can be a time consuming ordeal for me.

Puppy Killers and Mini Suicide Bombers

A few months ago I watched an indignant report on the news about a video that was posted on YouTube which depicted an American Marine allegedly throwing a puppy off of a cliff in Iraq. A Marine spokesman gave a press conference about it in which he announced that cruelty to animals is unacceptable to the U.S.

Supporting the troops? Nah, supporting Captain Underpants

(RTTNews) - President George W. Bush signed into law a $162 billion bipartisan plan to finance war operations in Iraq and Afghanistan Monday, praising Congress for their work and bringing the total provided by lawmakers for the wars to $850 billion.