After reading my techniques to ‘Catch a Chav’ one of my (possibly less educated) readers came to me with this question: Dear Guru, Chavs? Okay o’ wise one up a pole - enlighten me and tell me why they are called Chavs.

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?” The German responds, “I will take oil!” So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times.